This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life.
I’ve been laugh-crying about this for like five years lord hold me
It all began with the forging of the Great Butts. Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and assmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine asses were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire twerking.
For within these butts was bound the roundness and the bounce to govern over each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another butt was made.
In the land of Morderriere, in the fires of Crack Doom, the Dark Ladiesman Sauron forged in secret, a master butt, to control all others. And into this ass he poured all his femininity, his roundness and his twerk to ass-assinate all life. One arse to rule them all.
左からANUBIS(Zone of the Enders the 2nd Runner)のロイド博士、ボクらの太陽のおてんこ様、MGS4のオールド・スネークとなっております。
This is my first BENTO.
Raiden: It was never going to work out for me. It even rained the day I was born.
Solid Snake: You’ve got it all wrong. You were the lightning in that rain. You can still shine through the darkness.
Everyone dies. You can’t stop it. You can’t run away from it. Let me tell you something: don’t waste the life you have left fighting. I’ve never thought of you as a son. But I’ve always respected you as a soldier. And… as a man.
Boss… You were right. It’s not about changing the world. It’s about doing our best to leave the world the way it is. It’s about respecting the will of others, and believing in your own. Isn’t that… what you fought for? At last, I understand the meaning behind what you did. At last, I understand the truth behind your courage. It’s almost time for me to go. And with me the last ember of this fruitless war dies out. And at last those old evils will be gone. Once the source of evil returns to Zero, a new One—a new future—will be born. That new world is yours to live in: not as a Snake, but as a man.
Know this: Zero and I—Liquid and Solidus—we all fought a long, bloody war for our liberty. We fought to free ourselves from nations, and systems, and norms, and ages. But no matter how hard we tried, the only liberty we found was on the inside, trapped within those limits. The Boss and I may have chosen different paths, but in the end, we were both trapped inside the same cage: Liberty. But you… you have been given freedom. Freedom to be… outside. You are nobody’s tool now, no one’s toy. You are no longer a prisoner of fate. You are no longer a seed of war. It’s time for you to see the outside world with your own eyes. Your body—and your soul—are your own. Forget about us. Live… for yourself.
come on Otacon, you basically live on the internet.