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iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

mr-shaodw555:

Miss Pauling/Scout

My new OTP….

ciryes:

Mononobe no Futball

ciryes:

Mononobe no Futball

vessel-of-stars:

My Alice Margatroid cosplay! ^v^ Going to be wearing her at Anime North this year.

vessel-of-stars:

My Alice Margatroid cosplay! ^v^ Going to be wearing her at Anime North this year.

These are thought provoking and I dig it.
  • A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?

  • B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?

  • C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?

  • D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?

  • E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?

  • F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?

  • G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?

  • H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?

  • I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?

  • J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?

  • K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?

  • L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?

  • M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?

  • N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?

  • O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?

  • P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?

  • Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?

  • R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?

  • S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?

  • T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?

  • U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?

  • V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?

  • W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?

  • X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?

  • Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?

  • Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

tintomatotop:

yinx1:

teflonwonton:

yinx1:

locsgirl:

thefemalegoonie:

eriannny:

reflectionof1:

MODERNITY IN SHAPING THE STATUS OF AFRICA Both Cost 150,000 US Dollars.

gtfohhhhhhhh

Soo does a man come with the Nigerian house or nah?

Dang

Man usually comes with the house but there are some for the single lady’s.
Seriously our house in Lagos is about this big. America doesn’t know jack about “third world” countries.

errrr… yah. but then you wake up and you’re in Africa.. its not just about the square footage or amenities of a home but you must consider the neighborhood.. do i feel safe with who is living next door? is there clean, running water? is there wildlife to be concerned with? what are the roads like? and seriously most importantly DO I HAVE HIGH SPEED INTERNET. I AM NOT DOWNGRADING TO 56K. NEVER AGAIN

Okay, so I see I need to give a geography lesson, let’s see if I can say this humanly

1. The OP said Nigeria NOT “Africa”
2. “Consider the neighborhood”? What kind of IS is that?! People are PEOPLE wherever you go. You have your rich you have your poor. You have your smarts, and you have people like you that spout IS. 
3. Seriously, roads?
 
THIS IS LAGOS, NIGERIA HIGHWAYS…Looks a lot like LA…HMMM.

4. Wildlife? We have wildlife in the states; bears, deer, my mother saw a coyote outside her office window and she works 20 minutes away from downtown. What are you suggesting?
5. Lastly this is the stupidest thing. Internet. Is it not the Nigerians coning your gullible American asses out of your life savings. So much you it has cause alarm, and has government protocol so your stupid grandmother does send her savings thinking she can get rich quick. I think Nigeria has Internet and HIGH SPEED under control
I suggest you read, adsorb, learn and apply. Before spouting off about “Africa” again. =_=


TELL ‘EM 

tintomatotop:

yinx1:

teflonwonton:

yinx1:

locsgirl:

thefemalegoonie:

eriannny:

reflectionof1:

MODERNITY IN SHAPING THE STATUS OF AFRICA
Both Cost 150,000 US Dollars.

gtfohhhhhhhh

Soo does a man come with the Nigerian house or nah?

Dang

Man usually comes with the house but there are some for the single lady’s.

Seriously our house in Lagos is about this big. America doesn’t know jack about “third world” countries.

errrr… yah. but then you wake up and you’re in Africa.. its not just about the square footage or amenities of a home but you must consider the neighborhood.. do i feel safe with who is living next door? is there clean, running water? is there wildlife to be concerned with? what are the roads like? and seriously most importantly DO I HAVE HIGH SPEED INTERNET. I AM NOT DOWNGRADING TO 56K. NEVER AGAIN

Okay, so I see I need to give a geography lesson, let’s see if I can say this humanly

1. The OP said Nigeria NOT “Africa”

2. “Consider the neighborhood”? What kind of IS is that?! People are PEOPLE wherever you go. You have your rich you have your poor. You have your smarts, and you have people like you that spout IS. 

3. Seriously, roads?

 

THIS IS LAGOS, NIGERIA HIGHWAYS…Looks a lot like LA…HMMM.

4. Wildlife? We have wildlife in the states; bears, deer, my mother saw a coyote outside her office window and she works 20 minutes away from downtown. What are you suggesting?

5. Lastly this is the stupidest thing. Internet. Is it not the Nigerians coning your gullible American asses out of your life savings. So much you it has cause alarm, and has government protocol so your stupid grandmother does send her savings thinking she can get rich quick. I think Nigeria has Internet and HIGH SPEED under control

I suggest you read, adsorb, learn and apply. Before spouting off about “Africa” again. =_=

TELL ‘EM 

officialwhitegirls:

when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them

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