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hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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spoopy-pancake:

lyxdelsic:

the westborow godhatesgoths website’s ‘warning signs that your child may be a goth’ is my favorite thing because

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yeah getting doctor who pins is considered “goth”

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oops i guess thats all of you

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i..

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didnt you use the internet to create this website…?

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breaking news: shakespeare may have been a goth!

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what

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are you even..?

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yeah people that try to make friends are goths

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wow

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WOW

BTW this is a satire site. It’s not real.

uncannybrettwhite:

alwaysstarwars:

Don’t be so distracted by young Harrison Ford that you fail to appreciate Mark Hamill’s face in the last gif.

THIS IS DELIGHTFUL

nigiris:

i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”

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travelalberta:

Proof Winterlust Is The Best Feeling Ever

It’s that longing for winter that you’ve felt, but didn’t know had a name. For some, it’s a desire to sit back and take in a stunning winter landscape. For others, it’s nothing less than an adventurous craving to step into the great outdoors and meet winter face to face. So go ahead and #explorealberta.

Featuring images from @banfftours@kayleygallaher and @_bear